The remarkable success of DQN-kun's [[All_Alone_For_Christmas_(As_Usual)|All Alone For Christmas (As Usual)]] encouraged many artists to create remixes of the original song. ===== becauseitswinter Remix Proposal: All Together for Friendship (as usual) ===== I was searching the internet and found your site\\ BECAUSE IT'S WINTER\\ turned the blog on himself\\ \\ Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Drinker!\\ Sharp like a massive black cock\\ called him the spammer\\ >>1 is my friend\\ \\ Pissing ebony babes\\ In the dark of night\\ what what what?\\ \\ Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Drinker!\\ Sharp like an massive black cock\\ called him the spammer\\ >>1 is my friend\\ \\ I want to enjoy life and PEE PANTS in the air.\\ ===== Elitist remix: All Alone in the Elitist Superstructure (as usual) ===== I like the superstructure and want to be in it\\ BECAUSE IT'S ELITIST\\ turned the gun on its members\\ \\ Communiiiiiiiiiiiiiity affiliation!\\ Websites like pax-tsukuru.com\\ Shown him on the map\\ >>1 is elitist\\ \\ SECRET MEMBERs\\ In the symbiosis auround the globe\\ what what what?\\ \\ Communiiiiiiiiiiiiiity affiliation!\\ Websites like pax-tsukuru.com\\ Shown him on the map\\ >>1 is elitist\\ \\ I want to hide the elitist superstructure and AFFILIATE with it ===== Emo Remix: All Emo on the Internet (as usual) ===== ((/ デ.ㄟ) I hate my school and I want to pout\\ ((/ デ.ㄟ) BECAUSE I'M HATED!!\\ ((/ デ.ㄟ) turned the myspace on the web\\ \\ ((/ デ.ㄟ) CRAAAAAAWWWWLLLLIIINNGG IN MY SKIIIINNN\\ ((/ デ.ㄟ) unhealing like my wounds\\ ((/ デ.ㄟ) called me a whiner\\ ((/ デ.ㄟ) >>1 hates me\\ \\ ((/ デ.ㄟ) CRYING DARK TEARS\\ ((/ デ.ㄟ) in the dark of night\\ ((/ デ.ㄟ) cut cut cut!\\ \\ ((/ デ.ㄟ) CRAAAAAAWWWWLLLLIIINNGG IN MY SKIIIINNN\\ ((/ デ.ㄟ) unhealing like my wounds\\ ((/ デ.ㄟ) called me a whiner\\ ((/ デ.ㄟ) >>1 hates me\\ \\ ((/ デ.ㄟ) I want to blog and SHARE my misery! ===== May 25th Remix: All Alone for May 25th (as usual) ===== I hate dying and I want to live\\ BECAUSE IT'S MAY 25TH\\ turned the comet on himself\\ \\ Obliteratiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Tsunami!\\ Wet like the ocean\\ called him the alien\\ >>1 will be missed\\ \\ ERUPTING VOLCANOESs\\ On the bottom of the sea\\ what what what?\\ \\ Obliteratiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Tsunami!\\ Wet like the ocean\\ called him the alien\\ >>1 will be missed\\ \\ He wanted to enjoy life and JUMP in the air.\\ ===== Grandpa Remix: ( ´ω`) My own version of the song ===== ( ´ω`) I hate myself and I want to die\\ ( ´ω`) BECAUSE I'M OLD\\ ( ´ω`) junior, turn the gun to me\\ \\ ( ´ハ`) Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Darkpa!\\ ( ´∀`) Sharp like a young man\\ ( ´ω`) called him an old fart\\ ( `ω´) >>1 won't let me rest\\ \\ ( ´ω`) JISAKU JUNIORs\\ ( ´ω`) In the dark of wakabamark\\ ( ´ω`) what, speak up sonny, what?\\ \\ ( ´ハ`) Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Darkpa!\\ ( ´∀`) Sharp like a young man\\ ( ´ω`) called him an old fart\\ ( `ω´) >>1 won't let me rest\\ \\ ( ´ω`) I want to enjoy my last days, but I can't JUMP in the air.\\ ===== Mittens Remix: All ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) for mittens (as usual) ===== ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ I like mittens and I want to wear them\\ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ BECAUSE IT'S WINTER\\ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ turned the mittens on his hand\\ \\ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ Warmiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Mittens!\\ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ Soft like mittens\\ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ called him ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)\\ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ >>1 wears mittens\\ \\ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ THE SAME MITTENs\\ ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ♪ In the dark of night\\ ( > ヮ<) ♪ what what what?\\ \\ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ Warmiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Mittens!\\ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ Soft like mittens\\ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ called him ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)\\ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ >>1 wears mittens ( > ヮ<) ♪ I want to enjoy mittens and WEAR them on my hands. ===== Pirate Remix: All Alone for ITLAPD (as usual) ===== I hate myself and I want to die\\ BECAUSE I'M POOR\\ turned the gun on his crew\\ Laaaaaaaaand ho!\\ Clean like a poopdeck\\ called him the captain\\ >>1 is a scallywag\\ CRAFTY THIEVEs\\ In the middle of the sea\\ yo ho ho?\\ Laaaaaaaaand ho!\\ Clean like a poopdeck\\ called him the captain\\ >>1 is a scallywag\\ I want to enjoy stealing and JUMP off the plank.\\ ===== Spam Remix: All Alone in the Online Pharmacy (as usual) ===== I like valium and I want to buy it\\ BECAUSE IT'S ONLINE\\ Turned the diazepam on his blood flow\\ \\ Anticonvulsiiiiiiiiiiiiiive tablet\\ Sedative like a barbiturate\\ Called him during his convalescence\\ >>1 is my online pharmacy\\ \\ BENZODIAZEPINEs\\ in the dark of the central nervous system\\ calm calm calm.\\ \\ Anticonvulsiiiiiiiiiiiiiive tablet\\ Sedative like a barbiturate\\ Called him during his convalescence\\ >>1 is my online pharmacy\\ \\ I want to enjoy life and STAND UP in front of my electric hospital bed ===== Ramadan Remix: All Alone for Ramadan (as usual) ===== I hate your freedoms and I want you to die!\\ BECAUSE IT'S RAMADAN\\ strapped a bomb to himself\\ ALLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH AKHBAR!\\ Sharp like a scimitar\\ called him the prophet\\ >>1 is an infidel\\ INFRARED GUIDED MISSILES\\ In the dark of the night\\ dirka dirka dirka?\\ ALLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH AKHBAR!\\ Sharp like a scimitar\\ called him the prophet\\ >>1 is an infidel\\ I want to smash your buildings and make your people JUMP in the air! ===== Wiki Remix: All Alone in WikiChan (as usual) ===== I hate your edits and I want to revert them\\ BECAUSE THEY DON'T MEET OUR QUALITY STANDARDS\\ turned the on himself\\ \\ Dividing Heeeeeeeeeeeader!\\ Used sparingly like a horizontal line\\ Wikichan is fine\\ Delayclose.jpg is an idiot\\ \\ RAMPANT VANDALISM\\ In the impermanence of change\\ rv rv rv\\ \\ Dividing Heeeeeeeeeeeader!\\ Used sparingly like a horizontal line\\ Wikichan is fine\\ Delayclose.jpg is an idiot \\ I want to enjoy life and [[http://www.4chan.org/|buy xanax valium online florida]] in the air. ===== Finland Remix: All Alone for 7-11 (as usual) ===== I hate myself and want to die\\ BECAUSE I'M A MISANTHROPE\\ turned the gun on himself\\ \\ Naturaaaaaaaal Selection!\\ Sharp like a .22\\ called him the Sturmgeist89\\ Everyone else is an idiot\\ \\ IDIOCRATIC SELECTIONs\\ In the dark of night\\ heil heil heil?\\ \\ Naturaaaaaaaal Selection!\\ Sharp like a .22\\ called him the Sturmgeist89\\ Everyone else is an idiot\\ \\ I want to enjoy the toilet and SHOOT myself in the head! * [[http://iiichan.net/boards/news/res/4143.html|First sighting]] ===== /prog/ Remix: All Alone with my Debugger (as usual) ===== I hate my code and I want to refactor it\\ BECAUSE I HAVE READ SICP\\ Turned the profiler on his work\\ \\ CERTIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIED DRIVER\\ Sharp like a C\\ Called him the EXPERT\\ >>1 is the anticudder\\ \\ EXPERT PROGRAMMERs\\ In the dark of the zero page\\ RUN RUN RUN!\\ \\ CERTIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIED DRIVER\\ Sharp like a C\\ Called him the EXPERT\\ >>1 is the anticudder\\ \\ I want to enjoy /usr/bin/life and JMP in the .text * [[http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1202059739/|Original Thread]] ===== Engrish Remix: All Alone with Babelfish (as usual) ===== I hate myself and I want to die\\ It is for the winter\\ Turned his gun\\ \\ Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing drivers!\\ As sharp incisor\\ He called Kaiser\\ >> 1 is a fool\\ \\ Jisaku jiens\\ In the dark of night\\ How do you know what?\\ \\ Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing drivers!\\ As sharp incisor\\ He called Kaiser\\ >> 1 is a fool\\ \\ I want to enjoy life, jump into the air.