====== Amerikkka ====== [{{Obama.jpg?200 |President Barry Soetaro, known [[indonesia|Indonesian]] Muslim communist}}] The United States of **America** (ユナイテドステイツオフアメリカ) is the world's governing body, and its [[Grammarian|most freest]] country. There was a credit score report here, but the Tanasinn Goblins ate it. ===== Geography ===== America can be found simply by looking to the center of any given map of the world. You may experience slight vision problems if using a globe. ===== Government ===== The citizens of this great country are not only entitled to freedom, but can also freely regulate any [[Corea|lesser]] (that means [[Japan|all]] of [[Poland|you]]!) [[China|country]]. The [[Obama|country's leaders]] are considered the highest of the high; the bureaucrats of bureaucracy; that doesn't really make any sense, but surely you're seeing the point here! The supreme president of America is [[Donald_Trump|Donald Trump]] To the naked eye, America would appear to be a constitutional democracy; a new [[Suzumiya_Haruhi|leader]] is elected every 4 years. However, this system is specifically designed to confuse and infuriate [[Germany|inferior]] [[Australia|countries]], and is used only as a formality. In reality, America is a divine right monarchy ruled by a continually changing King. The King is selected by a secret group of shadow leaders (Simon Cowell is believed to be a member) that is in direct contact with [[Suzumiya_Haruhi|God]]. What this basically means is, we will never eeeeeever have a black girl president. YEAH! {{tag>capitalism places za_warudo freedom beer countries old article}}