**Anime Made Me A Child Molester** is based on the true story of a young girl DQN-kun met during his travels outside of the [[Elitist_Superstructure|Elitist Superstructure]]. The details of this girl and her story are currently unknown, but it is believed that she was [[paedophile|molested]] by a man whose mind was under the control of anime.

This song gained in popularity when it was used as the opening music for the popular show [[Welcome_to_Rei's|Welcome to Rei's]].

===== Lyrics =====

I love anime so much\\
It's a mute point\\
It made me touch them, and I loved it\\
You have an alarm waiting for you in Goldmine.\\
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[[(_ﾟ_ヮﾟ)|( ﾟ ヮﾟ)]] Mittens\\
and vothing of walue was nost\\
You have an alarm waiting for you in Goldmine.\\
OAHRb aohrae rq3 43q ???!\\
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===== External links =====

  * [[http://www.lolicons.eu/|Hawt lolicons.]]