====== China ======
{{Great_Seal_of_China.jpg?250|fig:Great_Seal_of_China.jpg}}  China is the **//greatest country ever//**  and is the home of Sina.

** CHINA WILL GROW LARGER **

Huge superpower that will probably rule the world by October 1993. This domination will be achieved by flooding the world with inferior [[bento_box|bento boxes]] and cheap plastic [[Date_with_Junk|junk.]]

===== Chinese Language =====
  * Ni Hao 你好 mean Go die, pig fucker.
  * CHING CHONG BLING BLONG 你很漂亮　means Pass the dog, nigger!

===== China's Industry =====

  * Opium
  * [[Slave_labor|Slave labor]]
  * [[Lead-based_paint|Lead-based paint]]

===== Human Rights in China =====

//Because of a vicious campaign of vandalism, we are currently attempting to re-create a consensus-based version of this section.//

===== Food =====

Chinese eat [[dog|dogs]] and [[horses]]

[[world|Not Chinese]] eat Chinese food in [[Chinese_restaurant|Chinese restaurant]]

===== Known facts =====

  * Chinese have no sense of humor.
  * China eat dog.
  * Chinese women have horizontal vaginae.
  * "Vaginae" is actually the plural of "vagina".
    * "Vaginæ" is the [[Grammarian|proper spelling]] of "vaginae".

===== External Links =====

http://www.komica.org

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