As many DQNs found the London tour of of the much-anticipated [[http://www.daddycoolthemusical.com/|DADDYCOOL the Musical]] somewhat lackluster, [[The_Elitist_Superstructure_of_DQN|The Elitist Superstructure of DQN]] decided to stage its own production, featuring techno music instead of the original Bollywood disco pop. Press reviews praised the changes to the script and song-set, with famed critic [[（_・∀・）|（ ・∀・）]] stating "★★★★★, would watch again."

===== Dramatis Personae =====

**DQN-kun**: leader of [[The_Elitist_Superstructure|The Elitist Superstructure]], a gang\\
**[[(_・-・)|Beady Eyes]]**: leader of [[The_Squids|The Squids]], a gang\\
**[[Kouyama_Mitsuki|Kouyama Mitsuki]]-chan**: [[love|lover]] of DQN-kun\\
[[Lord|Lords]], Gentlemen, [[Officer|Officers]], [[Soldier|Soldiers]], [[Murderer|Murderers]], [[Attendant|Attendants]], and [[Messenger|Messengers]]. The Ghost of Squeeks, and other [[Apparition|Apparitions]].

===== Act One =====

  * Title
  * The Wonders of Skub!
  * well this is a bit awkward, isn't it?
  * VIPSTAR
  * IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!
  * oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer

===== Act Two =====

  * Where Da Hood At (feat. Swizz Beatz)
  * [[Kopipe:Fresh_Prince|The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]
  * [[under_the_moon_loli_to_issho|under the moon loli to issho]]
  * DADDYCOOL
  * [[The_Elitist_Superstructure|The Elitist Superstructure]]
  * DADDYCOOL (encore)

[[Category:_DQN|Category: DQN]]