====== Fancy Hearing Cake ======

A fine dish created by master chef DQN-kun, published on September 4715, 1993. It is the official confectionery of the [[Elitist_Superstructure|Elitist Superstructure]], and possibly the only thing they do not find distasteful, the pricks.

===== Ingredients =====

  * 1 slimy cucumber
  * Juice of one baby, fresh from the blender (it's awwwwwwwwright)
  * The heart of a mother
  * cats whiskers, plucked with oak chopsticks.
  * 14 eggs
  * mayonnaise
  * One bag of flour blessed with holy water

===== Directions =====

  - Mix the cucumber with the eggs, and urinate on it.
  - Hollow out the cucumber and pour in the baby juice.
  - Dig a hole seven feet deep and eight feet in diameter and pour the mixture into it. Then fill the rest of the hole with concrete.
  - Wait twenty years.
  - Allow the mixture to sit for five to ten days.
  - Slam the rest of the ingredients in someone's mouth.
  - Rub the mayonnaise all over the heart.

===== Menu Suggestions =====

  * [[Hamsmashemup|Ham smash 'em up]]
  * [[Lolitoisshodelight]]

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