The first thing you must know about abortions is that there are many methods, each with varying degrees of success and pain. {{Falcon.jpg|fig:50%|thumb|right|See? Completely pain free!}} ===== Abortion Methods ===== - The Falcon Punch. - The "Coat hangar method." (In short: cram that fucker in there.) - Fall down some stairs. - Speak Ebonics with a black fellow. ===== The Steps ===== {{Gourmet_1918.jpg|Who wouldn't want to end this life? Who wouldn't want to end this [[cancer|life]]?}} - Decide that you value convenience over human life. ==== If you decide this... ==== - Find underground abortion clinic. - Allow creepy, drug-addicted guy to murder your baby. The crime scene shall be your womb, you heartless bitch. ==== If you do not... ==== - Go to [[haruhi|church]], you [[amerikkka|bible-thumping hick]]. ===== Image Gallery ===== image:Abortxxx.gif image:Originalcadbaby.jpg [[Category:Howtos|Get]]