Learn how to go on a **date with [[Touhou|Tenshi]]**.

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===== Steps =====

  - Acquire corndog
  - Drive to Winslow, Arizona
  - ???
  - [[Take_it_easy|Take it easy]]!

===== Tips =====

  * Condiments are optional; however, ketchup and mustard are the latest trend among Route 66 veterans.


===== Warnings =====

  * **Mustard** is not the same as **mustard gas**. Please bear this in mind, as attempting to smear mustard gas on your corndog may result in great physical pain, followed shortly by death.


===== Things you'll need =====

  * A corndog
  * Interstate transport within the [[Amerikkka|United States of America]]
  * Condiments (mustard and/or ketchup) (optional)

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