Learn how to fall deeply in love with a fictional character.

===== Steps =====

  - Declare your undying love for your darling waifu.
  - Accept that anime characters are as real as you believe they are and that nobody can take them away from you.
  - Watch/play/read all of the source work relating to your beloved.
  - Print out a picture of the character you are in love with. Put it in a classy looking picture frame and hang it from your wall. Gaze lovingly at it from time to time and perhaps caress her face a little as well.
  - Cook a delicious meal and eat it together with her.
  - Say "good night" to her every night before going to sleep.
  - Consider purchasing a [[http://tanasinn.info/images/d/de/Ronery_train.jpg|dakimakura]] of her. If she happens to be particularly plump, you can compensate by having her visage printed onto a mattress rather than a pillow.
  - [[http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow|Marry]] said pillow.
  - Construct a small shrine dedicated to your waifu.
  - Spend all of your [[How_to_Make_Money|money]] on things which remind you of her.
  - Manipulate the boundaries between dimensions and [[tanasinn|realities]], shifting your existence to a universe in which you can meet your waifu in person.
  - Congratulations! You have won at life. Feel free to kill yourself whenever you like.

===== Tips =====

  * Never give up! True love is only a dimension away.
  * Don't worry about going insane - it just means you love her all the more!

===== Warnings =====

  * [[masturbation|Masturbating]] to your waifu is considered distasteful by some.
  * Don't try to force yourself to stop loving a fictional character; you'll probably just give yourself a mental breakdown or accidentally set yourself on fire.

===== Things you'll need =====

  * An emotional bond to a fictional character.
  * A reasonable amount of money
  * The ability to manipulate boundaries between dimensions.

===== Things you'll no longer need =====

  * Other people
  * Pornography
  * Bitterness
  * Sanity

===== See also =====

  * [[How_to_Stop_Loving_an_Anime_Character|How to Stop Loving an Anime Character]]
  * Anime
  * [[Suzumiya_Haruhi|Suzumiya Haruhi]]

===== External links =====

  * [[http://tohno-chan.com/mai/|Waifu related imageboard]]

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