====== Insomnia ======
Insomnia is a vital skill of all VIPPER, [[otaku]], [[neet]], and [[hikikomori]]. 

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===== Tips =====
  * Have obsessions 
  * Fast -- eating dulls the mind or makes you sleep
  * Be stressed / anxious 
  * Practice meditation -- it can substitute the need for sleep 
  * Use stimulants, such as coffee, energy drinks, nicotine, amphetamines
  * Cover your windows with heavy, thick curtains

===== Why? =====
  * It's quieter at nighttime 
  * There's less people about 
  * The internet is faster
  * All the kids are asleep 
  * Make friends with people on the other side of the earth 

===== Movies about insomnia =====
  * Fight Club
  * The Machinist
  * Waking Life

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