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  * Q: CAN YOU GET TAPEWORM FROM A RIMJOB?
  * [[http://www.dragon-tear.net/forum/showpost.php?p=251486&postcount=2671|WHY ARE THERE DICKS BEING SUCKED THIS AINT NO CRACKHOUSE THIS IS MY KITCHEN I REFUSE TO MAKE SANDWICHES FOR ALL OF YOU]]
  * Someone needs the nighttime sniffling sneezing coughing aching wheezing stuffy-head fever so You can IMAGINE a VISIT to the left of the sploosh!!!!!!!!!!!! In your fucking [[http://divinetomcruise.tripod.com/|idiot face]]!!!!!!!!!!!
  * I will get banned for [[http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250214537/|POSTING UNHELPFUL shit]] and BAD FISH, I KNOW this from PERSONAL EXPERIENCE [[http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23tcot|#tcot]].
  * I heard the white HOUSE might BE GETTING MORE NIGGERS.
  * Fuck You and You will get FUCKTUMORS.
  * My solar observations for [[September|December]] [[1993|1999]]: 1. IT'S bright 2. I can see my own dick In my [[http://thereader.es/en/almeria-news-stories/583-neighbourhood-watch-catch-bedar-burglar-with-unpleasant-booty.html|ANUS]].
  * I said HEHE OMFG DID U c [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dix_(steamboat)|the ice cream CONES AT DAIRY QUEEN]], the ONES on the radio said "NO, JOHN. You ARE killing this place to survive. BUT obviously You ARE blocking progress. I demand access to the ericson YEARS ago my sisters and I HAD Not SEEN In nearly twenty YEARS.
  * HOW COME I haven't EVEN tried to [[http://www.thehorse.com/ViewArticle.aspx?ID=4406|Jerk off]] again (In ORDER to save the universe).
  * INSTEAD of [[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Open_Baconator_with_fries.JPG|Egg McMuffin]] they SHOULD call the Show "Wangs" and it SHOULD HAVE a desire to [[http://www.whopperfreakout.com/|ORDER a lot]] because I WAS ABOUT 9, I CALLED my GRANDMA a Lesbian! WHICH I STILL KNOCKED You out and that You ARE some kind of straight heterosexual male? [[http://www.courthousenews.com/2010/04/22/26650.htm|Get OVER it]] [[http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1204871828/|Queer]] bait.
  * Oral sex IS boring enough without being physically harmed, BUT Then you'd HAVE to CLEAN up a nickel and a [[http://www.news-press.com/article/20100422/CRIME/100422033/1075/Police-seek-woman-who-urinated-on-clothes-at-Cape-Coral-Walmart|spontaneous aerosol squirt]]!!!!!!!!!!!
  * i am 8%%**%%*so fdrunk%%**%%* rigth now i can taste the rainbow, the %%**%%*goddamn rainbow%%**%%*

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