===== Good Ideas =====

  - Watch [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Passion_of_the_Christ|The Passion of the Christ]]... //on LSD//.
  - Stick a fishing hook [[http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics/icefishing.shtml|down your throat.]]
  - [[http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics/origin.shtml|Drink random shit]] you find on the ground.
  - Start a [[http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics/represented.shtml|Pro-Abortion, Pro-Death Penalty]], Anti-Gun Control, Anti-Health Care [[http://www.gop.gov/|political party.]]
  - Become [[http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/home.html|religious.]]
  - Beat the fuck out of your girlfriend [[http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/crime/cops-man-beats-up-girlfriend-over-soda|for a soda.]]
  - Pretend that whatever you're in is a spaceship. VWOOOSH [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spacecraft|1]]
  - [[http://twitter.com/LiteralKa/status/19974784249|Ask your cat for a light.]]

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