===== Trivia =====

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  * [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1171|HERE'S THE RAPPING PENIS YOU GUYS WANTEED FOR CHRISTMAS]]
  * I carry a [[http://www2.timesdispatch.com/rtd/news/local/crime/article/VELV05_20100204-223008/322395/|license]] for [[http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/02/26/miami-officials-consider-proposal-restrict-feeding-homeless/?test=latestnews|this]] [[http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/city/carrollton/stories/DN-carrlawsuit_12met.ART.State.Edition2.4b8b287.html|shit]] Officer.
  * Not a day goes by where I could [[http://www.wvgazette.com/News/policeblotter/201001260488|Jerk off]] to the [[http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/General_News/2009-11-16/7195/Man_kills_mum_when_she_finds_him_masturbating|lack of cameras]] or [[http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story/Library-Patron-Arrested-For-Indecent-Exposure/6O46DFHHLkaUFV1ZH65RfA.cspx|people giving a shit]].
  * U get a merit badge just for [[http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article812555.ece|being jizzed up]].
  * [[http://www.google.com/search?safe=off&num=100&q=%22turgid+wangs%22|semen]] has an oyster-like consistancy and stings when it dribbles off my chest.
  * Bread is [[http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2009/nov/20/assailants-beat-shopper-take-bread/|serious]] [[http://brainlessworld.net/2007/12/02/beacon-man-fights-off-rabid-fox-with-a-loaf-of-bread/|business]].
  * I would rather [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY|get drunk and high]] with my [[http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/2009-03-09-whopper-bar_N.htm|fatness]], my [[http://www.dailypilot.com/articles/2009/02/13/topstory/dpt-rent021409.txt|gayness]], my [[http://www.ncbuy.com/news/20020625/0-jelly-company-heir-know-truth.html|Loch Ness monster]].
  * I THINK [[http://www.14wfie.com/Global/story.asp?S=2271272&nav=3w6oQhHx|diaper humour]] is going to die OUT here
  * You MESS with JonasCord, You MESS with the goddamn Terror Squid.
  * Your CUNT SMELLS like [[http://www.journalgazette.net/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100422/LOCAL07/304229977|FERRET shit]] and You NEED to LIVE In a casino.
  * [[http://www.javno.com/en-world/man-cuts-off-own-penis-flushes-the-toilet/230861|Penis IS a sin In the TOILET In my butt.]]
  * THEY'RE Not viruses they ARE monitoring me and watching my EVERY move. I suspect that they cater Primarily to occupants of the DEAD.
  * mhey i still gave sex