Kony is the current leader of Uganda.

He built up the country by existing and doesnt give a fuck about penguins. {{Kony.jpg|fig:Kony using his Bananaphone}}

===== Kony Dictatorship =====

When Kony was born in 1993, he immediately began to shape the country as a nation and building up the [[Uganda|Kony Dictatorship]].

He invented many important things such as, the banana oil export, the [[unholy_bananas_of_terror|unholy bananas of terror]], the bananaphone, the banana vibrator and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banania|Banania]].

Kony joined the WDwUB to get economical advantages.

These advantages should be achieved by destroying the economical power of the FtL and their members.

Kony sees Mongolia and [[Genghis_Khan|Genghis Khan]] as his arch-enemy because the mongolian currency is called [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolian_t%C3%B6gr%C3%B6g|tögrög]].

===== War against Mongolia =====

Since Uganda started the war against Mongolia, the [[banana_invasion|banana invasion]] is a brutal, ongoing conflict in asia.

In a [[Spain|spanish]] newspaper, Kony himself gave the following statement.

//"Sisi ni fahari sana ya ndizi uzalishaji wetu.//

//Pamoja nao, sisi kuwatumikia vizuri Union.//

//Mongolia kuanguka na Uganda itakuwa nguvu duniani!"//

===== See also =====

Uganda

WDwUB

[[banana_invasion|banana invasion]]