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NAMbLA (National Association of Man-boy Love Association) is an age-of-consent activism group founded by [[Michael_Jackson|Michael Jackson]], funded by the Pope and is full of 40 year old well tended men who enjoy the company of consensual boys; [[truth|thats right, they take no for an answer]].

I mean hey, the Romans did it.

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