I AM AN IP, I AM AWESOME

  * **** Note that these here change once per day, so this will not work for long :(
    * **** an IP is two thirds of VIP. (really, they ought to stay for a bit longer. they do on Kareha etc.)
      * **** I MADE IT INTO AN ACCOUNT, DO I WIN?
        * **** welcome to tripfagistan, here's your accordion.