Aristotele was a famous greek philosopher who loved penguins.
Important quotations from Aristotele
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"Crap i lost my fucking keys again"
"Merkel does not forgive, Merkel does not forget, Merkel is infinite, Merkel is our religion, our soul and our holy beer"
"be yourself, except you can be a unicorn, then be a unicorn"
"If penguins cant fly, then how did they get to Antarctica?"
"Tanasinn is life, Tanasinn is love"