1. Watch The Passion of the Christ… on LSD.
2. Stick a fishing hook down your throat.
3. Drink random shit you find on the ground.
4. Start a Pro-Abortion, Pro-Death Penalty, Anti-Gun Control, Anti-Health Care political party.
5. Become religious.
6. Beat the fuck out of your girlfriend for a soda.
7. Pretend that whatever you're in is a spaceship. VWOOOSH 1
8. Ask your cat for a light.

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