HERE'S THE RAPPING PENIS YOU GUYS WANTEED FOR CHRISTMAS

I carry a license for this shit Officer.

Not a day goes by where I could Jerk off to the lack of cameras or people giving a shit.

U get a merit badge just for being jizzed up.

semen has an oyster-like consistancy and stings when it dribbles off my chest.

Bread is serious business.

I would rather get drunk and high with my fatness, my gayness, my Loch Ness monster.

I THINK diaper humour is going to die OUT here

You MESS with JonasCord, You MESS with the goddamn Terror Squid.

Your CUNT SMELLS like FERRET shit and You NEED to LIVE In a casino.

Penis IS a sin In the TOILET In my butt.

THEY'RE Not viruses they ARE monitoring me and watching my EVERY move. I suspect that they cater Primarily to occupants of the DEAD.

mhey i still gave sex