1. Acquire corndog
2. Drive to Winslow, Arizona
3. ???
4. Take it easy!

• Condiments are optional; however, ketchup and mustard are the latest trend among Route 66 veterans.

• Mustard is not the same as mustard gas. Please bear this in mind, as attempting to smear mustard gas on your corndog may result in great physical pain, followed shortly by death.

• A corndog
• Interstate transport within the United States of America
• Condiments (mustard and/or ketchup) (optional)

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