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legendofdqn [2021/04/29 17:09] – external edit 127.0.0.1legendofdqn [2021/10/15 09:45] (current) – electron
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 *sigh* *sigh*
  
-"NO!" the bear screamed, as he drew his weapon and dashed toward the young night, but suddenly the young knight came into his own and screamed with great ferocity as well as [[wii|pissing]] in his pants and [[My_name_is_Squeeks|shitting in his hat]] had ruined his cloths. Those stains would never come out.+"NO!" the bear screamed, as he drew his weapon and dashed toward the young night, but suddenly the young knight came into his own and screamed with great ferocity as well as [[wii|pissing]] in his pants and [[MynameisSqueeks|shitting in his hat]] had ruined his cloths. Those stains would never come out.
  
 Sallying forth to find a river of cleansing and do his laundry, the knight was overcome by the [[spirit_of_DQN|spirit of DQN]] which lead to the creation of [[titanic|a mighty boat]] which would lead everyone to [[4chan|hell]] and [[IIchan|back]] from there to the [[Oppai_oppai|bosoms]] of plentiful and [[Suzumiya_Haruhi|lovely young maidens]] Sallying forth to find a river of cleansing and do his laundry, the knight was overcome by the [[spirit_of_DQN|spirit of DQN]] which lead to the creation of [[titanic|a mighty boat]] which would lead everyone to [[4chan|hell]] and [[IIchan|back]] from there to the [[Oppai_oppai|bosoms]] of plentiful and [[Suzumiya_Haruhi|lovely young maidens]]
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 His darkened for hovered in the shadows. >His [[shadow|darkened form]] hovered in the shadows. (fixed) However, his gargantuan [[lightsaber|glowing rod]] of manliness was not the only thing he'd left at home. His darkened for hovered in the shadows. >His [[shadow|darkened form]] hovered in the shadows. (fixed) However, his gargantuan [[lightsaber|glowing rod]] of manliness was not the only thing he'd left at home.
  
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 Battling against strong currents Grandpa returned home to [[Nigga_stole_my_TV|retrieve]] what he had [[4GET|forgotten]] only to realize that he had become Darkpa! [[（_｀ハ´）|（｀ハ´）]] Battling against strong currents Grandpa returned home to [[Nigga_stole_my_TV|retrieve]] what he had [[4GET|forgotten]] only to realize that he had become Darkpa! [[（_｀ハ´）|（｀ハ´）]]
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 "But mine is better", replied [[Kareha|!WAHa.06x36]], "and mine is bio-luminescent. I have to be careful because it reacts violently with... moot (who is OKAMA), and even more violently with [[peanut_butter|peanut butter]] that has been contaminated with jelly. But that wasn't important, because [[orange_juice|orange juice]] inhibits the reaction, preventing explosion. So therefore there was no chance of explotion. But there was lotion. And locomotion. "But mine is better", replied [[Kareha|!WAHa.06x36]], "and mine is bio-luminescent. I have to be careful because it reacts violently with... moot (who is OKAMA), and even more violently with [[peanut_butter|peanut butter]] that has been contaminated with jelly. But that wasn't important, because [[orange_juice|orange juice]] inhibits the reaction, preventing explosion. So therefore there was no chance of explotion. But there was lotion. And locomotion.
  
-And that was how everyone got on the [[DQN|/dqn]] [[Man_train|Man Train]]. Tied to the tracks a couple of kilometres ahead was the battleship Yamato.+And that was how everyone got on the [[DQN|/dqn/]] [[Man_train|Man Train]]. Tied to the tracks a couple of kilometres ahead was the battleship Yamato.
  
 "Hey guys, what's going on in this Man Train", Nevada asked. W.T. Snacks replied "Why the fuck are you back again?", totally ignoring her nonsensical statement. W.T. Snacks stuffed Nevada into the fire of the steam locomotive. Her [[moe_power|moe power]] provided it with energy for all eternity, and she never left it. That is, she didn't leave until that [[Nanoha|fateful]] day when... she slit cracky-chan's throat to power the fountain of [[eternal_youth|eternal youth]]. "Hey guys, what's going on in this Man Train", Nevada asked. W.T. Snacks replied "Why the fuck are you back again?", totally ignoring her nonsensical statement. W.T. Snacks stuffed Nevada into the fire of the steam locomotive. Her [[moe_power|moe power]] provided it with energy for all eternity, and she never left it. That is, she didn't leave until that [[Nanoha|fateful]] day when... she slit cracky-chan's throat to power the fountain of [[eternal_youth|eternal youth]].
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 There are so many goddamn drama at my school that we ain't never makes it to English class. because of that, we [[angel|ressurect]] this thread, and then something terribly awfull happens the... thread is saged. But that didn't stop sageing it... from broken English. So he aged the motherfucking thread. Just to sage it again. But the goggles, they do nothing. There are so many goddamn drama at my school that we ain't never makes it to English class. because of that, we [[angel|ressurect]] this thread, and then something terribly awfull happens the... thread is saged. But that didn't stop sageing it... from broken English. So he aged the motherfucking thread. Just to sage it again. But the goggles, they do nothing.
  
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