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| | ====== Mittens ====== |
| | //The VIPPER's Guide to the Galaxy// has a few things to say on the subject of mittens. Mittens, it says, are about the most massively useful thing a VIPPER can have. Partly they have great practical value -- you can wear them for warmth during [[BecauseitsWinter|winter]], use them to protect your hands from heat or sharp things, entertain children by transforming them into [[HandPuppets|Hand Puppets]], use them as your personal [[HaruhiMittens|Haruhi]], warm up your hands with the [[USBMittens|USB variety]], get things out of your oven with them, be stylish wearing them, and of course do just about anything you can do with gloves with them. |
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| {{Miton_ga_suki.png|fig:Miton_ga_suki.png}} //The VIPPER's Guide to the Galaxy// has a few things to say on the subject of mittens. Mittens, it says, are about the most massively useful thing a VIPPER can have. Partly they have great practical value -- you can wear them for warmth during [[Because_it's_Winter|winter]], use them to protect your hands from heat or sharp things, entertain children by transforming them into [[Hand_Puppets|Hand Puppets]], use them as your personal [[Haruhi_Mittens|Haruhi]], warm up your hands with the [[USB_Mittens|USB variety]], get things out of your oven with them, be stylish wearing them, and of course do just about anything you can do with gloves with them. | More importantly, mittens have immense psychological value. For some reason, if a //DQN// (DQN: non-VIPPER) discovers that a VIPPER has his mittens with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of Haruhi Mittens, a laptop, kopipe, kimchee, [[Apolojuice|apology juice]], a novelty tripcode, etc., etc. Furthermore, the DQN-kun will then happily lend the VIPPER any of these or a dozen other items that the VIPPER might accidentally have 'lost'. What DQN-kun will think is that any man who can VIP the length and breadth of the [[theElitistSuperstructure|Elitist Superstructure]], read it, save it, struggle against terrible posts, win through, and still know where his mittens are is clearly a VIPPER to be reckoned with. |
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| More importantly, mittens have immense psychological value. For some reason, if a //DQN// (DQN: non-VIPPER) discovers that a VIPPER has his mittens with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of Haruhi Mittens, a laptop, kopipe, kimchee, [[Apolojuice|apology juice]], a novelty tripcode, etc., etc. Furthermore, the DQN-kun will then happily lend the VIPPER any of these or a dozen other items that the VIPPER might accidentally have 'lost'. What DQN-kun will think is that any man who can VIP the length and breadth of the [[Elitist_Superstructure|Elitist Superstructure]], read it, save it, struggle against terrible posts, win through, and still know where his mittens are is clearly a VIPPER to be reckoned with. | |
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| Hence a phrase which has passed into VIPPER slang, as in //'ミトンが好き！'// (ミトン: mitten; が: subject marker; 好き: like.) | Hence a phrase which has passed into VIPPER slang, as in //'ミトンが好き！'// (ミトン: mitten; が: subject marker; 好き: like.) |
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| **MITTENS SHOULD NOT BE RELEASED IN NON-EMERGENCY SITUATIONS**, OR RATIONING WITH DRYER LINT MAY BE NECESSARY. <html><aa></html> | **MITTENS SHOULD NOT BE RELEASED IN NON-EMERGENCY SITUATIONS**, OR RATIONING WITH DRYER LINT MAY BE NECESSARY. |
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| ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ | MITTENS are better than sex ! ＼＿＿ ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ | / ／ | / | But sex with MITTENS is awesome ! |/ ＼＿＿＿＿＿_ ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ ∧＿∧∩ ∧＿∧ )／ （ ﾟ ヮﾟ）/ （ﾟ ヮﾟ ） ´ ＿ / / / ＿と と ヽ ＼⊂ノ￣￣￣￣＼ ＼ ￣￣￣￣￣＼ ||＼ ＼ .||＼. ＼ ||＼||￣￣￣￣￣|| ||＼||￣￣￣￣￣|| || ||￣￣￣￣￣|| || ||￣￣￣￣￣|| .|| || .|| || <html></aa></html> | <WRAP sjis><code> |
| | ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ |
| | | MITTENS are better than sex ! |
| | ＼＿＿ ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ |
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| | | / | But sex with MITTENS is awesome ! |
| | |/ ＼＿＿＿＿＿_ ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ |
| | ∧＿∧∩ ∧＿∧ )／ |
| | （ ﾟ ヮﾟ）/ （ﾟ ヮﾟ ） ´ |
| | ＿ / / / ＿と と ヽ |
| | ＼⊂ノ￣￣￣￣＼ ＼ ￣￣￣￣￣＼ |
| | ||＼ ＼ .||＼. ＼ |
| | ||＼||￣￣￣￣￣|| ||＼||￣￣￣￣￣|| |
| | || ||￣￣￣￣￣|| || ||￣￣￣￣￣|| |
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| | </code></WRAP> |
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| | <WRAP left round info quarter> |
| | **This page is about [[mittens|mittens.]]** |
| | === ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ＭＩＴＯＮ ＧＡ ＳＵＫＩ！！！！=== |
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| | </WRAP> |
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| ===== See also ===== | ===== See also ===== |
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| * [[(_ﾟ_ヮﾟ)|( ﾟ ヮﾟ)]] | * [[(_ﾟ_ヮﾟ)|( ﾟ ヮﾟ)]] |
| * [[USB_Mittens|USB Mittens]] | * [[USBMittens|USB Mittens]] |
| * [[Hand_Puppets|Hand Puppets]] | * [[HandPuppets|Hand Puppets]] |
| * [[Haruhi_Mittens|Haruhi Mittens]] | * [[HaruhiMittens|Haruhi Mittens]] |
| * [[Monument_Valley|Monument Valley]] | * [[MonumentValley|Monument Valley]] |
| * [[Not_having_mittens|Not having mittens]] | * [[Nothavingmittens|Not having mittens]] |
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| ===== External Link ===== | ===== External Link ===== |
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| * [[http://anonib.com/mittens|Mittens Imageboard]] | * [[http://anonib.com/mittens|Mittens Imageboard]] |
| * [[http://www.popmusicology.com/mittens-fools-on-a-holiday/|Brits compare Mittens to the Bible]] | * [[https://web.archive.org/web/20071015002451/http://popmusicology.com/mittens-fools-on-a-holiday/|Brits compare Mittens to the Bible (archived)]] |
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| Category:Articles Category:Mittens Category:Love Category:DQN [[Category:AA_Characters|Category:AA Characters]] | |
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| | {{tag>articles mittens love dqn sjis old}} |
