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 ====== Beer ====== ====== Beer ======
-Beer is an [[tanasinn|ominous]], natural resource and a [[genocide|world heritage]], praised to all around the world except Myanmar. While it is allegedly outlawed in [[Indonesia]], many [[dqn|Indo]]s are known to drink it.+[[Beer|Beer]] is an [[tanasinn|ominous]], natural resource and a [[genocide|world heritage]], praised to all around the world except [[Myanmar|Myanmar.]] While it is allegedly outlawed in [[Indonesia]], many [[dqn|Indo]]s are known to drink it.
  
-After the creation of the universe, beer was created by God to protect the world.+After the creation of the universe, beer was created by [[haruhi_suzumiya|God]] to protect [[world|the world]].
  
 ===== Origins of beer ===== ===== Origins of beer =====
  
-After God created all the animals and [[HaruhiMittens|sex toys]] she needed for further explorations,+After [[haruhi_suzumiya|God]] created all the animals and [[HaruhiMittens|sex toys]] she needed for further explorations,
 she was furious about all the [[4chan|hate and violence]] humanity suddenly brought up. she was furious about all the [[4chan|hate and violence]] humanity suddenly brought up.
 By giving them the ability to brew beer she also gave them the glorious condition of being drunk all the time. By giving them the ability to brew beer she also gave them the glorious condition of being drunk all the time.
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 ===== Brewing process ===== ===== Brewing process =====
  
-There is a buttload of different options. Many peoples learned an own unique way to brew beer.+There is a [[sex|buttload]] of different options. Many peoples learned an own unique way to brew beer.
 Some of these antique techniques obtained for hundreds of years and are still practised by different [[country|countries]] today. Some of these antique techniques obtained for hundreds of years and are still practised by different [[country|countries]] today.
 In the following sections our [[teamofhighlytrained_baboons|team of highly trained baboons]] will explain to you the practices of the most successful beer brewing nations. In the following sections our [[teamofhighlytrained_baboons|team of highly trained baboons]] will explain to you the practices of the most successful beer brewing nations.
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 ===== Japan ===== ===== Japan =====
-Japan has one of the oldest beer brewing techniques of the world.+[[Japan]|Japan]] has one of the oldest beer brewing techniques of the world.
 By summoning the [[great_drunk_chicken|great drunk chicken]] once a year and killing it, the brewers obtain enough blood from the chicken to brew for another year straight. By summoning the [[great_drunk_chicken|great drunk chicken]] once a year and killing it, the brewers obtain enough blood from the chicken to brew for another year straight.
 The blood of the chicken contains a natural flow of alcohol to use as an ingredient. The blood of the chicken contains a natural flow of alcohol to use as an ingredient.
 After the blood is stored in a big round tank the brewers connect the heart of the chicken to it. After the blood is stored in a big round tank the brewers connect the heart of the chicken to it.
-By beating the heart repeatedly with mittens it begins to beat again without any outer influence.+By beating the heart repeatedly with [[mittens|mittens]] it begins to beat again without any outer influence.
 Now it is time to add the other ingredients into the tank, witch will circulate trough the artificially constructed circulatory system. Now it is time to add the other ingredients into the tank, witch will circulate trough the artificially constructed circulatory system.
 Common ingredients are: Common ingredients are:
  
-  * Concentrated rice, as a substitute for malt.+  * [[kopipe:japanophilia|Concentrated rice]], as a substitute for malt.
   * Bellsprouts or Oddishes as a substitute for hops.   * Bellsprouts or Oddishes as a substitute for hops.
   * Yellow and red rubies   * Yellow and red rubies
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 ===== Germany ===== ===== Germany =====
  
-Germany is the iconic beer brewing nation. +[[thirdreich|Germany]] is the iconic beer brewing nation. 
 with over 9000 different brands of beer brewing companies, Germany holds the world record for most beer beered into a beering beerbeer. with over 9000 different brands of beer brewing companies, Germany holds the world record for most beer beered into a beering beerbeer.
  
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 When this happens the beer has a really high alcohol percentage and in historic cases the citizens of entire cities where drunk for weeks. When this happens the beer has a really high alcohol percentage and in historic cases the citizens of entire cities where drunk for weeks.
  
-A typical example of German beer is [[https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/St%C3%B6rtebeker_Braumanufaktur|Störtebecker]]+A typical example of [[thirdreich|German]] beer is [[https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/St%C3%B6rtebeker_Braumanufaktur|Störtebecker]]
  
  
 ===== America ===== ===== America =====
  
-American beer normally contains 4 main ingredients. +[[amerikkka|American]] beer normally contains 4 main ingredients. 
   * Potatoes   * Potatoes
-  * Sugar+  * [[bees#honey_-_urine_connection|Sugar]]
   * Fur from beavers   * Fur from beavers
-  * Freedom+  * [[freedom|Freedom]]
  
 American beer is banned in countries like [[SovietRussia|Soviet Russia]] and Sudan, as the citizens probably couldn't handle the freedom. American beer is banned in countries like [[SovietRussia|Soviet Russia]] and Sudan, as the citizens probably couldn't handle the freedom.
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 The brewery now fills in the bottles with a high tech migrant worker and sells them. The prices depend on the actual oil price. The brewery now fills in the bottles with a high tech migrant worker and sells them. The prices depend on the actual oil price.
  
-A typical example of american beer is Miller [[https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_Brewing_Company|Genuine Draft]]+A typical example of American beer is Miller [[https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_Brewing_Company|Genuine Draft]]
  
 ===== Venezuela ===== ===== Venezuela =====
  
-Another quite special way of beer production comes from Venezuela.+Another quite special way of beer production comes from [[Venezuela|Venezuela.]]
 After the [[Power_Rangers|Power Rangers]] rebuilt the country, the Indians who lived there had many trees all over their fields. After the [[Power_Rangers|Power Rangers]] rebuilt the country, the Indians who lived there had many trees all over their fields.
 In fact there were so many trees everywhere, myths tell, there is even a forest hiding somewhere behind these trees. In fact there were so many trees everywhere, myths tell, there is even a forest hiding somewhere behind these trees.
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 ===== Iceland ===== ===== Iceland =====
  
-Back in [[1993]] when [[GarðarrSvavarsson|Garðarr Svavarsson]] discovered Iceland, he discovered a new beer brewing method by accident. +Back in [[1993]] when [[GarðarrSvavarsson|Garðarr Svavarsson]] discovered [[Iceland|Iceland]], he discovered a new beer brewing method by accident. 
  
 When Garðarr made further explorations on the island he climbed the big volcano Herðubreið. When Garðarr made further explorations on the island he climbed the big volcano Herðubreið.
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 ===== Mongolia ===== ===== Mongolia =====
  
-Mongolia has also found a unique way to produce finest nomadic beer. +[[Mongolia|Mongolia]] has also found a unique way to produce finest nomadic beer. 
 To brew Mongolian beer one has to plant Рай on a big цөлийн and water it with Цайны. To brew Mongolian beer one has to plant Рай on a big цөлийн and water it with Цайны.
 Then he has to wait 20 өдөр, during this period he can visit the гангаар хийсэн том хөшөө and үнсэлт it. Then he has to wait 20 өдөр, during this period he can visit the гангаар хийсэн том хөшөө and үнсэлт it.
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 ===== Canada ===== ===== Canada =====
  
-The most important tradition in the old Canadian beer brewing technique is it, to start every sentence with "The". +The most important tradition in the old [[Canada|Canadian]] beer brewing technique is it, to start every sentence with "The". 
  
 The Canadian beer only uses two main ingredients from the famous national symbols; the moose and the maple tree. The Canadian beer only uses two main ingredients from the famous national symbols; the moose and the maple tree.
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