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China
China is the greatest country ever and is the home of Sina.
CHINA WILL GROW LARGER
Huge superpower that will probably rule the world by October 1993. This domination will be achieved by flooding the world with inferior bento boxes and cheap plastic junk.
Chinese Language
- Ni Hao 你好 mean Go die, pig fucker.
- CHING CHONG BLING BLONG 你很漂亮 means Pass the dog, nigger!
China's Industry
- Opium
Human Rights in China
Because of a vicious campaign of vandalism, we are currently attempting to re-create a consensus-based version of this section.
Food
Chinese eat dogs and External Links
Not Chinese eat Chinese food in Chinese restaurant
Known facts
- Chinese have no sense of humor.
- China eat dog.
- Chinese women have horizontal vaginae.
- "Vaginae" is actually the plural of "vagina".
- "Vaginæ" is the proper spelling of "vaginae".