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China is the <html></html><html><u></html>greatest country ever<html></u></html><html></html> and is the home of Sina.
<html></html>CHINA WILL GROW LARGER<html></html>
Huge superpower that will probably rule the world by October 1993. This domination will be achieved by flooding the world with inferior bento boxes and cheap plastic junk.
Chinese Language
China's Industry
- Opium
Human Rights in China
Because of a vicious campaign of vandalism, we are currently attempting to re-create a consensus-based version of this section.
Food
Chinese eat dogs and horses
Not Chinese eat Chinese food in Chinese restaurant
Known facts
- Chinese have no sense of humor.
- China eat dog.
- Chinese women have horizontal vaginae.
- "Vaginae" is actually the plural of "vagina".
- "Vaginæ" is the proper spelling of "vaginae".