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China
China is the <html></html><html><u></html>greatest country ever<html></u></html><html></html> and is the home of Sina.
<html></html>CHINA WILL GROW LARGER<html></html>
Huge superpower that will probably rule the world by October 1993. This domination will be achieved by flooding the world with inferior bento boxes and cheap plastic junk.
Chinese Language
- Ni Hao 你好 mean Go die, pig fucker.
- CHING CHONG BLING BLONG 你很漂亮 means Pass the dog, nigger!
China's Industry
- Opium
Human Rights in China
Because of a vicious campaign of vandalism, we are currently attempting to re-create a consensus-based version of this section.
Food
Chinese eat dogs and horses
Not Chinese eat Chinese food in Chinese restaurant
Known facts
- Chinese have no sense of humor.
- China eat dog.
- Chinese women have horizontal vaginae.
- "Vaginae" is actually the plural of "vagina".
- "Vaginæ" is the proper spelling of "vaginae".
