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Fancy Hearing Cake

A fine dish created by master chef DQN-kun, published on September 4715, 1993. It is the official confectionery of the Elitist Superstructure, and possibly the only thing they do not find distasteful, the pricks.


  • 1 slimy cucumber
  • Juice of one baby, fresh from the blender (it's awwwwwwwwright)
  • The heart of a mother
  • cats whiskers, plucked with oak chopsticks.
  • 14 eggs
  • mayonnaise
  • One bag of flour blessed with holy water


  1. Mix the cucumber with the eggs, and urinate on it.
  2. Hollow out the cucumber and pour in the baby juice.
  3. Dig a hole seven feet deep and eight feet in diameter and pour the mixture into it. Then fill the rest of the hole with concrete.
  4. Wait twenty years.
  5. Allow the mixture to sit for five to ten days.
  6. Slam the rest of the ingredients in someone's mouth.
  7. Rub the mayonnaise all over the heart.