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Insomnia
Insomnia is a vital skill of all VIPPER, Otaku, neet, and hikikomori.
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Tips
- Have obsessions
- Fast – eating dulls the mind or makes you sleep
- Be stressed / anxious
- Practice meditation – it can substitute the need for sleep
- Use stimulants, such as coffee, energy drinks, nicotine, amphetamines
- Cover your windows with heavy, thick curtains
Why?
- It's quieter at nighttime
- There's less people about
- The internet is faster
- All the kids are asleep
- Make friends with people on the other side of the earth
Movies about insomnia
- Fight Club
- The Machinist
- Waking Life