Trivia
- U get a merit badge just for being jizzed up.
- semen has an oyster-like consistancy and stings when it dribbles off my chest.
- I THINK diaper humour is going to die OUT here
- You MESS with JonasCord, You MESS with the goddamn Terror Squid.
- Your CUNT SMELLS like FERRET shit and You NEED to LIVE In a casino.
- THEY'RE Not viruses they ARE monitoring me and watching my EVERY move. I suspect that they cater Primarily to occupants of the DEAD.
- mhey i still gave sex