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The first thing you must know about abortions is that there are many methods, each with varying degrees of success and pain. 
Abortion Methods
- The Falcon Punch.
- The "Coat hangar method." (In short: cram that fucker in there.)
- Fall down some stairs.
- Speak Ebonics with a black fellow.
The Steps
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- Decide that you value convenience over human life.
If you decide this...
- Find underground abortion clinic.
- Allow creepy, drug-addicted guy to murder your baby. The crime scene shall be your womb, you heartless bitch.
If you do not...
- Go to church, you bible-thumping hick.
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